If you fool around with a thing long enough, will break it.
If anything can go wrong, it will go wrong.
If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it would have needed replacing anyway. If builder building built, with business as programmer programs, it would destroy the first woodpecker that comes along, the civilization.
To clean up something, something else must become dirty. (But you can make everything dirty without getting anything clean.)
To get a loan, one must first prove that you do not need it.
When in doubt, mumble. If you are in trouble, delegate you.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugliness goes right through.
Murphy's golden rule: who pays the piper calls.
Murphy's Law was not formulated by Murphy himself, but the same from a man's name.
machines that have failed work correctly when the service arrives.
There's never time to do it right but always time to make it even once.
Build a system that can even apply a madman, and so will use it only a fool.
Any technical problem can be solved with enough time and money. (You never get enough time and money.)
Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.
err is human - to make the situation really disgusting, you need have a computer.
tried in a hierarchy, each individual rises to reach his level of incompetence.
in doubt, leave it sound convincing.
friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
A computer program does what you write, not what you want. tries
No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, he will, after having bought it at last be on sale somewhere cheaper.
Never argue with a fool - people might not know the difference.
take Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
The other line always moves faster.
What you are looking for, you'll always find at the place where you last nachschaust.
Everything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.
Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
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